Would ya look at that,

Some people aren't total jerks.

You taking notes?

Nah not you Treasure Faithful, but the jerks.

I'm talking to the jerks.

Be Cool, Stay in School

I remember a time where people would say 'stay in school, or you'll end up flipping burgers for the rest of your life.'

These days are old, my friends.

I actually overheard a guy tell his kid 'Stay in school, son. Because if you don't, you'll end up making parking lot rule signs for a place that people flip burgers in for the rest of their lives for the rest of your life.'

Oh whats that? You don't think I heard a guy actually say that long winded and grammatically questionable sentence?

Prove it.

Accidental Indifference

Can you spot the face of apathy?

What? No, I don't care.